Comments on: John Cleese’s “Letter to America”

By: Emilie

Emilie — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:05:56 +0000

I would like to note that if you read any decent history text, you will see that the British lost most of their equipment during the evacuation at Dunkirk and had a hard time keeping themselves supplied and fed with Germany constantly bombing them. So throughout the time before America sent soldiers to Europe, we spent many months supplying the Allies with planes, tanks, ships, arms, and most importantly food for the British soldiers, all of which Churchill asked Roosevelt to help out with.

By: Aniruddha

Aniruddha — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 01:28:35 +0000

Yes, It IS inferior. Read what you typed again. Bask in its awe.

By: Tom

Tom — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 23:28:15 +0000

You did NOT help during WWII stop saying you did! >:( You can in, when there was like a week to go, we were just about to win anyway, and you claim you “helped” us and we “owe” you. NO! We owe you nothing. Of our magnificent history of thousands of years of battle, we have only ever lost one major battle, 1066, Hastings. Stop being so big headed you did NOTHING.

Many thanks,
A True Englishman ^_^

By: someSnarkyBastard

someSnarkyBastard — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:48:02 +0000

No, the proper expression is “Oh shite”

By: jose

jose — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:43:15 +0000

“18. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the “World Series” for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable and forgiven.”

Sounds like you’re the retards, baseball is the national sport of many latin and south american countries, and is loved in Japan and Korea. A lot of the best baseball players come from venezuela, puerto rico, cuba, mexico, dominican republic, aruba, curacao, japan, korea, canada etc.

By: John Cleese - Revoking American independence - Political Forum

John Cleese - Revoking American independence - Political Forum — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:06:17 +0000

[...] disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. Letter Here. Very, very funny. Was written in 2004 after the re-election of Bush. The guy was one of the main [...]

By: Ovie

Ovie — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 11:44:50 +0000

i see 2 problems withese new rules.

1. I dont even own a Dictionary, so hows i gona look up dems der werds?

2. I done alrdy shot all the lawers and Quacks, so can i keeps my guz?

3. Good luck on getin taxes outa me, i’m a texan we shoot first ask questions to the corpse latter

By: Justine

Justine — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:03:21 +0000

ALL FRIENDLY PEOPLE ARE TOTALLY EQUAL

FAMILY-ISM

INVEST IN YOURSELF, MAKE PROFIT AND PLEASE DO HAVE COMPASSION

By: Sean

Sean — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:55:29 +0000

DON’T TREAD ON ME

By: fidgety_sam

fidgety_sam — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 20:29:06 +0000

Dear Mr. Cleese,

Thank you for your concerns about the United States of America. Did you perhaps forget that America includes such diverse countries as Canada, Brazil, and Nee-har-ah-wa?

Some of the points you make are quite correct, though I can’t recall any just now; but the only thing “wrong” with Kansas is they make you set your watch back 100 years when you cross the border. The Kansas Border Police are very strict about this.

Why should we go back to being British citizens? I prefer our 45% tax rate to your 85%. Something is different from, not different to something else. I don’t want to go to prison for accidentally putting the Queen’s stamp on my envelope upside down. (Oops! Our tax rate just went up again.) Sensible people drive on the right, not the left, just like politics. Would you also have us drive backwards, in cars so tiny that we can hardly get our fat asses (not arses) into?

And, Mr. Minister of Silly Walks, have you told the Queen about this? She might object to having such crass and, frankly, smelly arseholes as subjects.

In closing, I must say one more thing, sir: at least we have all the money. Mwahhahahahahahaha!

Your pal,
fidgety_sam