Comments on: John Cleese’s “Letter to America” http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/ ...and so am I Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:19:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU By: yeeeep http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-635 yeeeep Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:14:59 +0000 http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-635 Two Words: REVOLUTIONARY. WAR. Two Words: REVOLUTIONARY. WAR.

]]> By: MyTinker http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-634 MyTinker Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:15:06 +0000 http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-634 [...] John Cleese’s “Letter to America” [...] [...] John Cleese’s “Letter to America” [...]

]]> By: Delicious Cake http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-633 Delicious Cake Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:52:46 +0000 http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-633 The first time I heard this, I laughed so hard I fell off of my dinosaur. The first time I heard this, I laughed so hard I fell off of my dinosaur.

]]> By: JeffersonFawkes http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-632 JeffersonFawkes Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:59:40 +0000 http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-632 Will the tax collector also be the person to take our guns and if so, is catsup permissable to use as sauce for cannibalism or do we still need to use malt? Either way is fine, but I'll have to run to the store to get some malt. I just hate the idea of killing something and than going hungry. Waist not want not. Will the tax collector also be the person to take our guns and if so, is catsup permissable to use as sauce for cannibalism or do we still need to use malt? Either way is fine, but I’ll have to run to the store to get some malt. I just hate the idea of killing something and than going hungry. Waist not want not.

]]> By: Tyler http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-631 Tyler Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:36:23 +0000 http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-631 I, on behalf of the United States of America, agree to your terms and willingly accept them, provided that the following states also be considered unworthy of the Queen's domain, as they have little to offer, and re-educating their populations would be quite a task: 1. South Carolina 2. Mississippi 3. Alabama 4. Louisiana 5. Arkansas While I don't understand the Queen's hatred for Kansas, I suggest that Nebraska and Wyoming are similarly useless states that she also may not like. Florida has also proven to be quite an undertaking in recent years, and I suggest she reconsider whether it is a property that she wants to rule. I would also like to see Her Majesty's crown returned to its proper heir. As a matter of good faith I shall henceforth use the term "aluminium" and drive on the left side of the road. Yours Sincerely Tyler (and the USA) I, on behalf of the United States of America, agree to your terms and willingly accept them, provided that the following states also be considered unworthy of the Queen’s domain, as they have little to offer, and re-educating their populations would be quite a task:

1. South Carolina
2. Mississippi
3. Alabama
4. Louisiana
5. Arkansas

While I don’t understand the Queen’s hatred for Kansas, I suggest that Nebraska and Wyoming are similarly useless states that she also may not like. Florida has also proven to be quite an undertaking in recent years, and I suggest she reconsider whether it is a property that she wants to rule.

I would also like to see Her Majesty’s crown returned to its proper heir.

As a matter of good faith I shall henceforth use the term “aluminium” and drive on the left side of the road.

Yours Sincerely
Tyler
(and the USA)

]]> By: America, Relationships and [ not so much ] Harry Potter « 101 things to do with dru and Lu http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-630 America, Relationships and [ not so much ] Harry Potter « 101 things to do with dru and Lu Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:26:53 +0000 http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-630 [...] at 11:26 pm (Blog, Books, People, Relationships, Religion, Work, dru's life) Oh my goodness. Read this. Just do it. Don’t complain, don’t procrastinate. Just read it. And then [...] [...] at 11:26 pm (Blog, Books, People, Relationships, Religion, Work, dru’s life) Oh my goodness. Read this. Just do it. Don’t complain, don’t procrastinate. Just read it. And then [...]

]]> By: subrashankar http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-627 subrashankar Sun, 18 May 2008 09:33:30 +0000 http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-627 USA will be known as United Sites of Anglica . All non-white persons living in Anglica will be paid $10,000 per annum as compensation for suffering a life in a re-colonised nation. In all matters of doubt about religious practices such as priest,pastor relationships with minors including desirable and undesirable abuses the decision of Archbishop of Canterbury will be final and binding, All churches in Anglica will be affiliated to and controlled by the Church of England.Q.E.D USA will be known as United Sites of Anglica .
All non-white persons living in Anglica will be paid $10,000 per annum as compensation for suffering a life in a re-colonised nation.
In all matters of doubt about religious practices such as priest,pastor relationships with minors including desirable and undesirable abuses the decision of Archbishop of Canterbury will be final and binding, All churches in Anglica will be affiliated to and controlled by the Church of England.Q.E.D

]]> By: yeahright http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-625 yeahright Fri, 16 May 2008 23:19:59 +0000 http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-625 screw whoever wrote this...kansas is cool screw whoever wrote this…kansas is cool

]]> By: cosmictap http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-624 cosmictap Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:08:19 +0000 http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-624 You should take this down or correct the text. Cleese did not write this. You should take this down or correct the text. Cleese did not write this.

]]> By: GK http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-623 GK Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:31:26 +0000 http://starrgazr.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/#comment-623 It surprises me that people still want to believe that John Cleese wrote this. JOHN CLEESE DID NOT WRITE THIS. He's said as much on his own website. Snopes http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/revocation.asp About.com Urban Legends http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blrevocation_cleese.htm It surprises me that people still want to believe that John Cleese wrote this.

JOHN CLEESE DID NOT WRITE THIS.

He’s said as much on his own website.

Snopes
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/revocation.asp

About.com Urban Legends
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blrevocation_cleese.htm

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